Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

Alice looked at the two mushrooms and thought for a minute. Then she went to the Caterpillar's mushroom and broke off some of it with her right hand. She went to the brown mushroom and did the same with her left hand. She ate some of the brown mushroom. Suddenly, her head hit her foot.
' Oh!' she cried.' I'm really small!'
She quickly ate a little from the white mushroom in her left hand. She started to get bigger. She ate some more, and got very tall. Then she ate some from one hand and some from the other. In a short time, she was her right size again.
She felt quite strange.' What shall I do now ?' she wondered.' I know! I'll look for that beautiful garden.'
She began to walk through the wood. After some time, she came to a little house. It was about one metre high.
' I can't go inside, I'm too big,' Alice thought.' The people in the house will be afraid of me. I know! I'll eat some of the brown mushroom.'
When she was 18 centimetres high, she walked to the house. She opened the door and went in.
Chapter 6 The Duchess and the Cheshire Cat
Inside, a large, ugly woman sat with a baby in her arms. There was a cook by the fire and there was food on the table. Near the fire, there was a large cat with a big smile. This smile went from ear to ear on its face.
' I think that woman is the Duchess,' thought Alice.' Can girls speak to Duchesses ?' she wondered. But the Duchess did not say anything to her, so Alice asked, ' Please, why is your cat smiling ?'
'Because it's a Cheshire Cat, that's why,' said the Duchess.
'So Cheshire Cats can smile. I didn't know that,' said Alice.
'You don't know much,' said the Duchess.
'That's not very polite,' thought Alice.
She started to say something. Suddenly, the cook threw a plate at the Duchess. The Duchess didn't move. The cook threw more things - plates, cups, spoons. Some of them hit the Duchess and the baby. The Duchess did nothing, but the baby started to cry. ' Oh, don't throw things at the baby!' cried Alice.' You'll hit its pretty nose!' ' You be quiet, it isn't your baby!' the Duchess shouted. She began to sing to it. These were the words of the song:
Be angry with your little boy, And hit him when he cries: He has to know that he's a child, He's really not your size!
The cook sang the song too. When they finished, they sang it again. The Duchess started to throw the baby up and down. At the end of the song, she threw the baby to Alice.
'Here, you can have it now,' she said. ' I have to get ready. I'm going to see the Queen.'
The cook threw another plate at the Duchess. It didn't hit her, but she left the room quickly.